The wanderings and maunderings of Michael — a curmudgeonly old devotee of Zagreos-Dionysos.

“Dionysos was accompanied by a personal attendant and caretaker, Seilēnós, who was his adviser and instructor in the most excellent pursuits and contributed greatly to the high achievements and fame of Dionysos.” — Diodorus Siculus, Library of History 4. 4. 3